Dog Agility Mugs

Come on, I have agility training soon.

"Once again Runchy leads Sandford to the triple bar jump."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

Agility God

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

"I'm glad you felt able to get that off your chest...now could we discuss next year's targets?"

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

An outstanding high school pole vaulter, Kevin was never caught coming home late,

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

"I'll roll over but I refuse to play dead."

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

'Hey Holly, Watch! Biscuit can catch a ginger snap in mid-air!!'

"Not until you fetch the other one."

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

Cruel Pet Tricks

"How's tricks?"

Suddenly Harry regrets ever using anything other than dog treats to motivate his team.

'Jump, Tunnel, Pause Table, I suppose getting exercise outdoors could be fun, too,'

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

'After years of trying, he caught his tail.'

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

Easter Bunny in a Greyhound Race

Finish. What do you mean YOU won the Iditarod?!

Anatomy Of A Dog's Brain