Documentarians Of Personal Identity Mugs

'No, it's not my diploma. I dropped out. It's my birth certificate.'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Kirsten Johnson

Police film evidence

They're watching a documentary about safety razors. Sounds like a Schick flick!

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

City Zoo. They call us "anteaters" --- talk about stereotyping!

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

"Ugh! Stop making a drama documentary out of a molehill."

Fahrenheit 911.

A typical Monday. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs! South Pole Penguin Love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

"Nothing like the History Channel to get you to appreciate these peaceful times we're enjoying."

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

The Young Jacques Cousteau at the Beach with his Mother.

Tony Robinson

Social lens of the photojournalist

I have a video phone and I'm not afraid to use it.

"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."

William Shakespeare Civil Court Judge. Well, you can legally change your name, but it won't make any real difference, Rose.

"The last week of school is totally cool!"

"I got the idea watching David Attenborough."

'Netflix and Chilcot?'

'How about 'I'm still breastfeeding my five year old, half ton, binge drinking, monkey baby'?'

Moog invented the blog.

Why do you hate blockbuster movies? Why do you hate documentaries? I don't. I love spending two hours watching the very life I'm trying to escape. Oooh, fun, bittersweet insights into the complexities of living in modern life. Document this! My camera lens isn't wide enough.

"OK Harold, no more Tiger King for you."

"Here, too, a "share" button?"

Ron began to feel that Gina was taking their relationship a bit too seriously.

Frozen Planet 2 - Price of heating unaffordable

'OK, send for the pipette actor and her tray.'

'Damn...'Frozen planet' team. I'll shake this lot somehow.'