Documentarian Of Truth Mugs

39 Bodies Discovered in a Lorry in Essex

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

The Food Chain

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Live Stream

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Crocodile

They're watching a documentary about safety razors. Sounds like a Schick flick!

Police film evidence

Kirsten Johnson

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

"Countless observations and calculations based on the scientific method led me to the conclusion that the center of the universe is not planet earth, but. . ."

"Ugh! Stop making a drama documentary out of a molehill."

My friend, Ernie, the documentary filmmaker, is producing a series about beverages. One film follows a man's search for the perfect lager. The working title is "The Beer Hunter." He found a group of young women in high school who are fantastic baristas. "Bean Girls." Espresso. Another movie will uncover animosity in the orange juice business. Maybe I should call it "Pulp Friction." And he's examining vineyards and winemakers all over the globe. I'll call the film "Planet of the Grapes"!

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

Maria Sibylla Merian

Poor vs Rich

'I still say these shots need more action.'

A fly on the wall documentary.

Fahrenheit 911.

'Hold it - someone's filming this without permission!'

"Do you swear you haven't embroidered the truth in your testimony today?"

'Coming up next...more of man's inhumanity to man...in hi-def.'

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

"Those pervs from the nature channel are filming us again."

Ernie is a documentary filmmaker who tells stories of folks in their professional lives -- I think he should wonk on his film titles more. One film looked at the surprisingly competitive cutthroat world of the dry cleaning business. "The Hanger Games." In another, we see astronomers traveling to remote locations to escape light pollution. "The Dark Night." Ernie showed us the bond among young butchers in an increasingly vegan world. "Stand by Meat"! And he told us the story of a man who i

"Nothing like the History Channel to get you to appreciate these peaceful times we're enjoying."

Michael Moore

A typical Monday. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs! South Pole Penguin Love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

People Planet.