Document Daredevil Pillows

'Here is the lead-based paint information, Fair Housing criteria, laws regarding tobacco use outdoors, slip-and-fall warning, and, barring any further public hysteria, the lease itself.'

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

YOLO vs YODO

'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

Washing Line Walker

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Dairy Devil

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

Information Tightrope.

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

'Of course we can do it! We're BIRDS!'

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

'I tried it at home...'