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"Yes, it is a very large bill. Unfortunately, the doctor who gave you a second opinion charges ten times what I do."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

Scientists are sexy

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

'So you have a PhD, big deal, everyone working here has one! The question is, what can you really do?'

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

Ten Years to get the Ph.D

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

'The doctor will be with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

The importance of paying attention in med school.

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

'Well, we're off for our xmas break - I'm sure you can manage without us for a couple of weeks.'

math faculty

This is probably the only time that Clem's name and the title 'Ph.D' will be used in the same sentence.

Macroscope

Turning with mathematical precision.

"Your research is impressive, but you have too many original ideas to be credible..."

Night Owl

'The next patient is allergic to cotton, silk, wool and synthetics.'

PhD

'And a second degree in Australian studies.'

"Wanna play doctor?"

'Nobody likes a smartass, Bob.'

The US dollar is the weak link in the chain.

US economy-spend or save?

"They went together, doctor!"