Doctor Siblings Gifts

NHS Efficiency Drive

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Where your mind & battle are los

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Come dine with me!

"Ahhh... close enough."

The Art Student.

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Bond James, Bond."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Glastonbury. After.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

2021

'I have this fear of the real world...'

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

Polly txt speak

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

Grace For Flies

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

I like the Jets...I guess

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.