Doctor's Lounge Giggler Prints

"Well, if you want my blood pressure lower don't keep waiting two hours to see you."

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

Medical Cabinet

'Anaesthetic ok?' - 'Yes, ten double scotches from the pub up the road.'

'The doctor will be right with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

The New Age Dentist.

'Gee, Doc - couldn't you just use a rubber mallet to check my reflexes?'

Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'

'I'll take #1.'

'You want a second opinion? -- Oh, a big shot, eh?'

"It's weeder's elbow."

"It's cooties."

'I had a stomach ache, so I took bicarb of soda and went to bed early. Did I do the right thing?'

'Well, good morning Mr. Daniel, have a seat in our waiting room.'

"He's losing his will to pay!"

"It's all very well being healed, but that mobility scooter cost a fortune."

"Sorry, I had the hiccups."

"Don't be alarmed! The Doctor's chiropractor recommended he work like this!"

'Pick something you can tolerate from this list of side effects and I'll prescribe something appropriate.'

"Health insurance? Waking up breathing each morning is my health insurance!"

'So that's 60 minutes, room 4 with Sally, and will you be taking our standard resuscitation insurance?'

"Guess what face I'm making now."

"Does your tooth still hurt?"

"I've got this phobia about paying bills...."

"I'm going to send you to someone who's not afraid of doing a little harm."

Acupuncture

'You need an ectomy. Hop up here and we'll see what kind.'

Waiting In Doctor's Office

Feet Direction Don't Match

Wang Ying had a dental appointment at 'toof-hurty'!

"One of those 'damn' foreigners will be along soon to carry out your prostate examination!"