Doctor Pretend Pillows

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

Kids Playing Doctor.

'No, you won't live longer if you give up sex and alcohol. But it'll seem like it.'

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

"Let's play make-believe. I'll diagnose you with a life-threatening illness, then cure you with a wonder-drug that turns out to be a placebo."

'Hi, I'm Dr.Jones. Sorry about my little prank, but it saves us a fortune in enemas.'

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

"Take a pill in the morning, in the afternoon and at night."

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

"I am not the famous heart surgeon, but I am in his medical group."

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

Disorderlies

"Bobby Linderman - now, there's a doctor."

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

"Do you want to speak to the man in charge or the nurse who knows what's going on?"

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

"I've just performed a tonsillectomy on Daddy while he was asleep."

Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'

Boy playing doctors puts his sick dog to bed.

"...and how about you, Wellington? Does this smell funny to you?"

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

"How cute! Our technician photo-bombed your X-ray!"

"Actually that's not the cause of your persistent headaches."