Dockworker Prints

Cargo Cranes at Pickle-Herring St

Illustration for 'A Wrinkle for the Coastguard'.

'Don't tie up, boys. This is a private slip.'

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

In basket-case.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

"Morning, all!"

Overworked in the office

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Food Chain, Inc: 'UP...DOWN'.

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

Time for More Paperwork

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."

'I want to claim for black marker pens.'

Lumbar support animal

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

National Boss Monument.

"I feel your pain."