Dockside Dreamer T-Shirts

'After paying for the boat, it's insurance, the docking and gas, I couldn't afford a trailer.'

Bite taken out of a fishing doc.

A Fisherman Reading About Fishing Whilst Fishing.

Fisherman mending his net.

'Could you help out a fellow fisherman down on his luck? I haven't had a bite in three days!'

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'It bothahd me that no one knows what it means until I realized it makes me look a lot smahtah than I really am!... Did I just insult myself?'

"Seriously, only when it's sinking? Surely, being seasick should be a valid reason to leave a boat..."

Occu-Pie Mars

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Desert Island Meals.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Fly Fishing

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Desert Island BBQ

Pina Coladas

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'I blame global warming!'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

Introducing Piza Island.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

"Are we there yet?"

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'See you in two weeks!'