Docking Humorist Prints

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

"Progress is going around in the same circle...but faster."

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Japanese Whaling

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

Guide fish.

'It was this big. I swear'

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

Man painting MOM on boat

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Walking the Plank.

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

Shark Chum

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

'We're drifting apart.'

Thanks for the worm, but I almost got this stupid hook stuck in my mouth.'

Fish Farm.

"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop"