Docking Humorist Mugs

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"Progress is going around in the same circle...but faster."

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Japanese Whaling

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

Guide fish.

'It was this big. I swear'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

Walking the Plank.

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

Man painting MOM on boat

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

Shark Chum

Another hot flash?

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

'We're drifting apart.'

Thanks for the worm, but I almost got this stupid hook stuck in my mouth.'

Fish Farm.