Dock Dreamers Mugs

'They call him the 'fish whisperer'.'

Home Sweet Home

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

"FREEDOM!!!"

"Ok Watson, what have you dreamed up?"

Well, those election results certainly surprised me. Me too, little buddy. But that's because when I went to sleep last night, I had a dream … that Robert F. Kennedy had lived, he appointed Carl Sagan as science advisor and head of NASA, Sagan took us to Mars in 1991, and Donald Trump spent the rest of his days founding casinos and selling real estate degrees on the red planet. Meanwhile, in the 2016 election, Martin Luther King Jr. narrowly defeated Sonny Bono. I just meant I'd forgotten we wer

'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?'

Cod Psychologists.

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

Listen, just focus on making it to the sea – You can worry about what you'll do with the rest of your life later.

"Be careful, otherwise the Earthlings will find us and terrorize us with spam mails, advertising calls and cat pictures!"

Born to rock.

Starry-Fish Starry-Fish Night

Mermaid and old sailor

Goldie.

Skunk dreaming.

'After paying for the boat, it's insurance, the docking and gas, I couldn't afford a trailer.'

'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'

' I've got a feeling I'm going to get a bite.'

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

Life: Boring Bits

'Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...'

Hope

"Hi - we're called Clingfilm and we are a cover band. . ."

"Water covers two thirds of the Earth's surface. So how come we never go out?"

"Do you mind?!"

Think Sales!

'Quit chasing your dreams.'