Docent Pillows

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

A Puppet Named Juan

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Where your mind & battle are los

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"You're fired."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Hate Platforms

Lynching on social media

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Ethics exam cheater.

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Copycats

I should be a writer when I grow up...

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Gender Equality

Computer Room.

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"