Diy Solutions Pillows

'I couldn't figure out how to get rid of those stupid subtitles, so I slapped some duct tape over them.'

Ed was saving a fortune on insect spray now he had discovered that flies have no natural immunity to being whacked with a rolled up newspaper.

Pesticide

'This might help in the meantime until we can fit you in.'

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

Using a dog to pull a tooth.

'Dear, it's better to light a candle than curse the nation's crumbling electrical grid.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Domestic Superheroes!!

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

Jack of all trades

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

A Good Batch.

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Self help acupuncture

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"He's having a hard time finding work."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Painting by the numbers for adults

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.