Diy Mover T-Shirts

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'I don't think he's so smart. I had to show him three times before he got the hank of it.'

One!

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

Dance.

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

Van Go

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

Leaping

The Move.

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

Things were about to go apple-shaped for Barney and Bart...

Top - Perhaps

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

Freestyling.

'We're seeking a safe tax haven for our investments.'

Dancing in a circle

F&E Building Movers. Ever moved a church before? The hardest part is the organ transplant.

Rolling Over a Pension.

DIY Shelves

Museum. It's great we got this job moving statues here at the museum. CRASH! That was no time to make a joke about a "piece of art."

"Boss, I'm more than just a cashier and mopper-upper guy."

Dad Dancing.

'The Sacked Executive's Officer Furniture Goes in the Small Van...the Salary Package in the Other.'

'Looks like the deer are moving out of these woods.'

'Well, how do you handle it when a messenger shows up bearing bad news?'

'I gotta hand it to you, Conway. It takes a genius like you to figure out how to get an 8-foot-long table through a 3-foot-wide door!'

'Today, interest rates rose on news that general fear is up, so why not raise interests rates too?'

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."

Stan's OK Deliveries

One Man and Two Trucks