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Dance.

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

'Yeah, strictly speaking it's a hole, but I prefer to think of it as a bijou hole.'

Van Go

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

The Move.

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!'

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

Things were about to go apple-shaped for Barney and Bart...

Disco Dancing

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

Top - Perhaps

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

House sale.

"My biggest concern is adequate closet space."

Hippie Edibles Co.

House hunting is cruel.

State of the Union

Home Sweet Home

"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?"