Diy Maintenance Gifts

Mechanic using WD40 as deodorant.

Man tinkers his bike.

"Ahhh... close enough."

Domestic Superheroes!!

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Jack of all trades

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Self help acupuncture

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"He's having a hard time finding work."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Rocking horse

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Painting the Ceiling

Man using to much bug spray

"Home depot."

Tool Box

Yardless: Please help

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.