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Workman lifting plasterboard.

"Our dream is to live long enough to see the end of our renovation."

Workman puts his foot through the roof of a house.

'Of course, like everything for kids, some assembly is required.'

"No, this is not the plumber. This is his chauffeur."

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

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"We got so tired of dropped calls, we invested in our own cell tower."

Your Home Remodel Team

Danes - 'No More Butt-Crack'.

'It's going to be all right, sir. Just slow down and tell me how long you've been lost.'

'Honestly, madam, every home should have one.'

'It's the fellow in 9B.'

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Man reading the book 'Building Staircases: A Step-By-Step Guide'.

"I only drink Arts and Crafts beer."

Some Assembly Required

Self-Assembly Bookcase

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

"Let's try to keep this relationship above board."

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"Call that a hammer?"

Painting and decorating

"Now it's high definition!"

Fresh skinless and boneless chicken

Wildlife crafts

Hammer Instructions

Go Home Edna

Teacher giving marks out of ten to builder repairing wall in school.

Builders Merchants with swing doors.

Music

"Goody, it's snowing. Now I can have that extra bedroom."

"Don't worry. Think of it as putting together that Swedish furniture...there's always pieces left over."

'I believe honesty is the best policy.'