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"As you can see, I have a ton of tools. I just don't have a hammer or a screwdriver."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

Problem Solving

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"Was it a fuse?"

Enlightened Cursing

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

"How are we on bread?"

The Authentic Christmas.

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

Castaway harnessing electricity.

'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'

"That's still too high"

Builders.

"Just buy a new one. It's over 40 years old. That must be about 160 in toilet years."

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

'He kept his enthusiasm for DIY right up to the end.'

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you installed it.'

Swiss-army rock...

At Halloween a little kid leaves the house wearing his father's construction clothes, tool belt and hard hat. In the window is a pumpkin with a hard hat on.