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"As you can see, I have a ton of tools. I just don't have a hammer or a screwdriver."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

Problem Solving

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

7 Dwarves of Fatherhood

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

Enlightened Cursing

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

"How are we on bread?"

"Was it a fuse?"

The Authentic Christmas.

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'

Castaway harnessing electricity.

"He's a hunter-gatherer-tinkerer-fixer-upper-restorer-reseller."

"That's still too high"

Builders.

"Just buy a new one. It's over 40 years old. That must be about 160 in toilet years."

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you installed it.'

'He kept his enthusiasm for DIY right up to the end.'

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