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'We don't offer health insurance, but we do allow to Google your medical condition on your lunch hour and see what you find.'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

Self help acupuncture

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

National Academy of Sport

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

Problem Solving

Congratulations on the new you!

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

Keep Fit.

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

'I gotta lose some weight.'

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.