Diy Haircut Enthusiasts Pillows

'Daddy! Are you using the number forty clipper?'

Love at First Sight

Lesser known greek gods,

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"Like my new haircut?"

Sheep In Curlers

Kiwi Ingenuity

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

"I can't believe it! -- My Mom spent $45 on this hairdo, and they still didn't put me in the gifted class!"

"Haircuts...cast out evil thoughts..."

'My dad cut it. My mother repaired it. Now, I'm looking for some professional maintainance.'

'The good news is that what you save on my hair cut can be added to my allowance.'

Remember, when we show mommy, we pretend this was your idea, ok?

'Just the usual, thanks.'

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

Child cutting her brother's hair

Working from Home during COVID-19

World of Cow: Horn Gel

I just can't help feeling that we'd be good together.

Barber has strapped boy in barber chair with a safety belt.

'Nothing about my new hair-do, yet you were first to notice the pimple on the bridge of her nose had gone!'

"Why, thank you, sweetheart!"

Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Dear Sadie, when are you going to spend a few bucks and get a read hairdo? That sorry hairdo you sport makes you look like an exotic parrot. You look like you should be sitting on a pirate's shoulder. - Redheadboy. My initial response might sound like a non sequitor: During the Hoover years, I dated someone in the FBI. I've continued my ties with the agency. I mentioned this insulting @#$% letter to my contact there and: What do you know?! He was

A Macaroni in 1773

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

"I guess I found your problem, Miss Rapunzel."

Ringlets Hairstyle

"I know exactly how you like your hair cut - it's here in your FBI file."

Dying your hair red at home

'Wow, you got Bob! Lucky you, he's definitely the best shearer around!'

"Ladies and gentlemen, the fabulous Harry Styles."