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"...it's difficult to assemble - we'll let the customers do it."

'Yes dear, it is wonderful to have a succah you built with your own bare hands.'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'I thought you wanted a clothes dryer.'

'For cryin' out loud, would it bankrupt us to buy a new remote?!'

'My bike was making a strange noise, so I took it apart to fix it. I should've thought ahead, because I have no idea how to put it back together.'

'The reason our rates are so low, is that every guest makers their own bed.'

"Try standing on the top step."

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

Witch Using Sheep's Wool To Knit Her Roof.

Finally, I found a good use for that leak.

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

'This is the last time I bid on a job for the Seven Dwarfs.'

Unfinished furniture.

'Dear, that little problem you fixed this morning has developed into a major disaster.'

'Now if you're looking for a handy fixer-upper...'

"I don't doubt that there's a totally awesome DIY life hack for this, but right now, why don't we just go with a #7 scalpel?"

'Home haircuts for the family portrait.'

'I'd like to redecorate the livingroom, but for now it's Henry's high jump practice area.'

Hair dryer broken again?

Fixing the light

Do It Yourself Igloo Kit.

'I made the mistake of buying Greg a do-it-yourself wine making kit and a beer kit. Now we've got a 5-year supply of chianti with a thick, creamy head.'

"On our budget, I'm glad the Keebler Elves were available."

"The secret to a lasting marriage is never buy something that needs to be assembled!!"

"I'm going to set this lot up - will contain scenes that some may find upsetting and strong language throughout."

A dad does some repairing in the house while his son follows with a first aid kit.

"Lying in bed last night, I looked up at the stars and thought to myself, 'Where the Hell is my roof?'"

"I've never seen such destruction on a phone. What happened?"

"Thanks, dude, but I got this."

"Always one annoying bit left over at the end."

Caution Working Family

Woman reading instruction manual on how to darn socks.

3-D TV kit.

Kid imagines shop project getting an A; teacher imagines the same project in his fireplace.