Diy Dynamo Gifts

Workmen Lifting.

'Yeah, looks like you've got soem non-standard plumbing here'

"I'm stumped. What does this thing do?"

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

Do your own conveyancing...Do it yourself plumbing and heating...Embalm your own relatives.

Thor's Other Tools

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

'All fixed Ma'am: You owe me two hay-bales, four sugar cubes and three apples...'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

'Do not be alarmed... this is only a drill!'

A Martha Stewart Moment in Apartment 8-J

Origami time!

You're covered for any surgery caused by a D.I.Y. project...as long as you do the surgery yourself.

Handy-lion

Drastic Oil Change

"Lovely dovetail."

Jack of all trades

Reality home-improvement show.

Hansen's Glue-All Multi-Purpose Glue

'I seem to get through quite a few hammer drills son.'

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

'You hold the nail.I keep hitting my fingers.'

"We'll take it from here Gramps." "Yeah, you guys are just so antiquated." "Power 'Tools'"

A holiday at home

Shop Lifting

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.

"Gracie, it's Baldo's birthday next week... In case you want to make him something."

Wallpapering 2

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

'I'm in my Blue period.'