Diy Disaster Gifts

'The directions were easy to understand...until you got past step 2.'

"Huh? What patch didn't take?"

'I've checked the commandments, one is missing.'

'He may be a brilliant academician, but he's even dumber than the rest of us when he tries to do anything practical around the house.'

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

Desert Island Mishap

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Sif instantly regretted asking Thor to hang the picture.

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

'How much did you say we'd be saving by buying a wood-burning stove?'

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

"Shall I kiss it better?"

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

'I think my husband's DIYed and gone to heaven.'

"I've fixed the shelf, darling."

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

"Wow! You've made a lovely job of those shelves in the hallway Gary!"

Wallpapering 4

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

Spiro & Pusho painting a room.

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

My boat

"Can you weaken the spring or something? -- It keeps knocking my coffee over."

"... 'Do it yourself enthusiast'?... No, George is more of a, 'cock it up yourself enthusiast'!"

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

A botched home improvement job.

'Now that you've got it running again, how do you stop it?'