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'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"Gift"

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

The Nervous Gourmet:Low-Risk Chicken

'Sure, I'm nervous. Remember OUR first date?'

House Painter gets stuck to the ceiling.

Sale on Three Piece Suits, $10, 300 Polyester.

"This is Josh, our summer intern."

Crime rates drop 40% after prison uniforms are changed to neon pink floral patterns.

'I've taken my knowledge of science and math and applied them to fashion to produce a wardrobe that's guaranteed to malfunction to get you the most possible publicity.'

"You’ll meet a beautiful woman whom your mother will loathe."

'Ha! Look at my stupid dad in his stupid drainpipe jeans!'

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

'You certainly picked your moment to propose!'

"Now we'll see what my husband has to say about this!"

"You don't find a style. A style finds you."

'Plastic Surgery for Beginners'

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

Beauty Shop

'It's a parasol - they don't know whether it will be rain or shine!'

'This Marine Cooking School taught me a great recipe, Mom... you take one-hundred pounds of potatoes...'