Divorcee With A Sense Of Humor Mugs

Looking for a mug that captures a divorcee’s humorous spirit? Our witty designs are perfect for starting their day with a smile and celebrating new beginnings with lighthearted style.

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'Under the terms of my divorce I have to wear it for a full year.'

'Under the terms of my divorce I have to wear it for a full year.' mockup

'Under the terms of my divorce I have to wear it for a full year.'

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"Mind if we pick up my ex-wife on the way?"

"Mind if we pick up my ex-wife on the way?" mockup

"Mind if we pick up my ex-wife on the way?"

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'Leave Doug alone for awhile Karen, he's very upset. His ex-wife just won sole custody of his inner child.'

'Leave Doug alone for awhile Karen, he's very upset. His ex-wife just won sole custody of his inner child.' mockup

'Leave Doug alone for awhile Karen, he's very upset. His ex-wife just won sole custody of his inner child.'

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"As part of the settlement she's asking for the two cars, the house, the cabin and one of your testicles. The other, of course, will be applied toward my fee."

"As part of the settlement she's asking for the two cars, the house, the cabin and one of your testicles. The other, of course, will be applied toward my fee."

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'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.' mockup

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

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'Your therapy helped me leave Frank. Franks wants to thank you personally.'

'Your therapy helped me leave Frank. Franks wants to thank you personally.' mockup

'Your therapy helped me leave Frank. Franks wants to thank you personally.'

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'I've been happily married for 15 years... that covers 3 marriages.'

'I've been happily married for 15 years... that covers 3 marriages.' mockup

'I've been happily married for 15 years... that covers 3 marriages.'

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"So let me see... for your last will you have decided to bequeath all your unpaid tax bills to your ex husband."

"So let me see... for your last will you have decided to bequeath all your unpaid tax bills to your ex husband." mockup

"So let me see... for your last will you have decided to bequeath all your unpaid tax bills to your ex husband."

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"At least I got half the Twitter followers in the divorce."

"At least I got half the Twitter followers in the divorce." mockup

"At least I got half the Twitter followers in the divorce."

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"I liked you better as my first husband."

"I liked you better as my first husband." mockup

"I liked you better as my first husband."

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'I'm sorry, but according to this there's nothing I can do. It appears your species mates for life.'

'I'm sorry, but according to this there's nothing I can do. It appears your species mates for life.' mockup

'I'm sorry, but according to this there's nothing I can do. It appears your species mates for life.'

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'I didn't get the settlement I was hoping for...turns out I'd already spent most of his money while we were married.'

'I didn't get the settlement I was hoping for...turns out I'd already spent most of his money while we were married.' mockup

'I didn't get the settlement I was hoping for...turns out I'd already spent most of his money while we were married.'

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'We've agreed to divide your community property 50-50...50% for your wife and 50% for her attorney.'

'We've agreed to divide your community property 50-50...50% for your wife and 50% for her attorney.' mockup

'We've agreed to divide your community property 50-50...50% for your wife and 50% for her attorney.'

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"Didn't you find it attractive that he was a "Free Range Chicken'?"

"Didn't you find it attractive that he was a "Free Range Chicken'?" mockup

"Didn't you find it attractive that he was a "Free Range Chicken'?"

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'And I thought I was leaving you.' mockup

'And I thought I was leaving you.'

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"He left me. I doubt it was for another woman, though. He asked me for a letter of recommendation."

"He left me. I doubt it was for another woman, though. He asked me for a letter of recommendation." mockup

"He left me. I doubt it was for another woman, though. He asked me for a letter of recommendation."

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"He complains like a kid over a minor cold. He's such a groan man!"

"He complains like a kid over a minor cold. He's such a groan man!" mockup

"He complains like a kid over a minor cold. He's such a groan man!"

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'I got custody of the kids.'

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'You get all the money and both cars? How is THAT fair?'

'You get all the money and both cars? How is THAT fair?' mockup

'You get all the money and both cars? How is THAT fair?'

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"In order to separate, one of us has to move out."

"In order to separate, one of us has to move out." mockup

"In order to separate, one of us has to move out."

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'I agree, Hadley, we've seen very little of each other but that's what I intended when I divorced you.'

'I agree, Hadley, we've seen very little of each other but that's what I intended when I divorced you.' mockup

'I agree, Hadley, we've seen very little of each other but that's what I intended when I divorced you.'

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'Currently, my assets are diversified. They're split up among my 4 ex-wives.'

'Currently, my assets are diversified. They're split up among my 4 ex-wives.' mockup

'Currently, my assets are diversified. They're split up among my 4 ex-wives.'

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'Well, I think that's a fair split. I get the house, and you get the mortgage repayments.'

'Well, I think that's a fair split. I get the house, and you get the mortgage repayments.' mockup

'Well, I think that's a fair split. I get the house, and you get the mortgage repayments.'

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"The law says his wife gets half of everything he owns."

"The law says his wife gets half of everything he owns." mockup

"The law says his wife gets half of everything he owns."

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"Mommy divorced Daddy because Daddy was noncompliant."

"Mommy divorced Daddy because Daddy was noncompliant." mockup

"Mommy divorced Daddy because Daddy was noncompliant."

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'So when is the moving van coming over for your shoes?'

'So when is the moving van coming over for your shoes?' mockup

'So when is the moving van coming over for your shoes?'

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"When I got divorced, I went through all the stages of grieving - sadness, anger, denial and punching the air with delight when the settlement cheque came through!"

"When I got divorced, I went through all the stages of grieving - sadness, anger, denial and punching the air with delight when the settlement cheque came through!"

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