Divorce Mugs

"Some people say you can't put a price on a wife's twenty-seven years of loyalty and devotion. They're wrong."

Attorney At Law: Today's special - Bankruptcy and Divorce. Two for the price of one.

"As a matter of fact, you did catch us at a bad time."

7 Dwarves of Midlife.

'And this is Ginger, from my fourth marriage.'

"I want our divorce to have a country farmhouse feeling."

"Don't think of it as divorce, Henry. Think of it as freedom...the next time you cheat on me with your secretary, it won't be cheating anymore."

"You no longer spark joy, Charly."

'It's not you, it's your carbon footprint.'

'...and seven years ago I donated one of my kidneys to him. I want it back.'

"Brad, we've got to talk."

"Thanks to separations, divorces and remarriages, I've got 20 grandparents."

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

'I've decided that instead og becoming a new me this year, I'll just get a new you!'

Thanksgiving Turkey Trial

Mover Carrying Furniture to Trucks Saying "His" and "Hers"

The End is Near...You Wish.

"When you say you want to speak to my parents, do you mean my mommy and her new husband, or my daddy and his new wife or my mommy and daddy?"

"I don't care which parent I get as long as it's the same one that gets the Playstation."

'My parents are divorced...and I'm doing very nicely, thank you.'

Surprise Party

"Oh yeah? Well my dad's child support payments are bigger than your dad's."

',,,But if I do eat them I'll lose my child support, Oh, Alice,divorce is so hard,'

'... and they got a divorce and, due to a good prenup, they lived happily ever after.'

'If you run into trouble, give my brother a call. He's an excellent divorce lawyer.'

'Why do divorces cost so much?' - 'Because they're worth it.'

"And may all your chakras be blocked!"

Erica hated it when her ex tried to upstage her when he picked up the kids.

'Some day, son, all of this will be your ex-wife's.'

'Rough divorce, huh?'

"My parents have decided to homeschool me, but they haven't decided which home."

"We're fighting like - well, we're fighting."

'It's the antitrust commission dear, they say we have to get divorced!'

Well I'm not sure if you are aware...but the house is currently in your husband's name.