Divine Tycoon Mugs

"It has yet to turn a profit."

Robot Parts $5

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

'So I'll become a CEO of a dummy corporation.'

Acme Toys Ltd

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

"Forget the allowance. I'm getting more than I need from venture capital."

'If you want to be a great success, get yourself huge wads of money.'

"Tooth fairy funds may seem consistent, and birthday money stable, but you really need to consider diversification of your portfolio."

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

Home for the Holidays

'I'd like to invest in some young companies.'