Divine Satirist Prints

You Are Entering God's Country. A Pearly-Gated Community.

The wages of sin is death! 'Boy, sinners must have a TERRIBLE union!'

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

"Welcome to heaven! Will that be cash or credit?"

"Ooh, get the quantum theorist hiding behind that tree."

"Somehow I thought we'd be done with all that."

2pm meet your Creator

Heaven under new management

'It's true that the meek were intended to inherit the Earth, Mr. Osgood, but we have you classified as 'apathetic.''

Warning: This planet may not be suitable for viewing by some angels.

'My son was nailed to the cross and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

God and the covid mask...

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

Priest's 'To do' list.

Night-time halo

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

"OMG, LOL!"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"Freshly ground pepper?"

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'