Divine Power Enthusiasts Mugs

"Global positioning satellites. That's how God always knows where you are."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

'Great sermon, Reverend! -- If I ever want to find out more about sin, I sure know who to come to!'

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

"The Good Lord is an excellent reference, but without a phone number..."

Whatever

'They're still ticked off about losing the cost-of-living allowance.'

"It just so happens, we're in need of a Miracle Worker."

"This was a lot more fun before surge protectors."

'Yes, I finally quit smoking and drinking, Dad! I found out that the power to ruin people's lives is much more satisfying!'

The Gods discussing humans as a product.

Angel

"I'm getting a drink...do you need anything?"

"Should we just write them off as a tragic mistake..?"

God/Saint Watching Football.

Men scale a mountain going after a woman.

"The board of directors has given me new powers."

"Oh, it helps me remember if I already created something."

"You da man!"

The Boss

Theresa May

"The Lord works in mysterious ways and likes to be paid in small unmarked bills"

"Mrs. Van Lewis-Smythe, third wife of your chairman of the board..."

Susie's Timber

Profits - And finally I've asked Father O'Flynn to pray for a miracle.

'It's true! He does move in mysterious ways.'

Australia's Short-Lived God

'He's my kind of guy. Tall, dark, handsome and manageable.'

"This is Jesus - he says he's God´s interim manager."

"Normally, we just assume that our seminary candidates are of good character."

"Sorry, but you've been 'Unfriended'."

'Nice to see Celia's making something of Jeffs Psychokinesis'