Divine Intervention Ponderer Mugs

"David doesn't like manna."

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

"Why did God make fruit if he also made candy?"

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

"And on the seventh day, God 'choked,' and all hell broke loose."

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

Jesus wept

"Just my luck."

'What did He do before he was God?'

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

"It says God created heaven and earth, then there was light. Why didn't He do it the other way round, when He could see what He was doing?"

'Is this a 'cash for clunkers' deal?'

"From the looks of things, I shouldn't have rested on the seventh day."

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

"For the last time- I can't Rapture you out to the Hamptons."

'Hey, good news, we had a look at the X-rays. Turns out, God is on your side.'

'Entropy already? You just made it.'

"Why corona? I thought they were getting a bit too cocky."

"Oh, that's the problem - it was unplugged the whole time!"

"All of my manifestations are currently busy however your prayer is important to me so please..."

'This message contains confidential and/or legally privileged information, unintended recipients may not use, copy or disclose any portion of this transmission.'

'Let's go home, coach. If God was going to intervene with a miracle and change the final score to save your job, it would have happened by now.'

'New Charismatic'

A Chariot of Fire Takes Elijah Up To Heaven (The Holy Bible).

'Now they're praying for the Sun to stand still - You really should have told them more about physics.'

God throwing a lifebelt.

"That's just so God."

Invoice.

Clergyman prays for divine intervention.

Lourdes Miracles.

'Drawbridge ahead'

God's secretary.