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There were times when Ralph wished god didn't move in such mysterious ways.

"Have you been playing dice?"

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

Witch dice.

Essex computer.

Beware of stimulus plans.

"Sometimes we all feel like we've been tossed. You just have to roll with it."

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"

Monks play conkers with crucifix

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

Jesus swept.

'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

Monolithopoly.

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

God's lil' fix-it shop.

Welcome to Las Vegas - Forefront of the great American luck ethic.

Power and the Glory tools

"You realise that the job involves Sunday work?"

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

'Can't believe they didn't have your size.'

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

No, I'm not a gambler at all. I just blow on these and they keep serving me drinks.

"All six suppliers are complaining that you are not taking this selection process seriously!"

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

'Our new client wants to invest in high risk stocks, book my usual seat at the craps table.'

Down On My Luck

"On the sixteenth hole? I can sympathize with you, but I can't let you go back and finish the round!"

'You can start when you've thrown a six.'

"Too righteous?"

'I was groped, rolled and cursed at by a bunch of losers. How was your day?'

Alleged Punters - Underworld figure, trackside habituatie,casino regular, racing identity,high roller,colourful character.

New Guineas magnificent, bird of paradice.