Divine Design Lovers Pillows

Do it right the first time.

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Second hand furniture.

Creative department

The World's Easiest Airport

Italica

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'Would it be cruelly ironic to shape our new cholesterol medication like little eggs?'

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."

The Design Artiste

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

"I'll take new members any way I can get them."

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"

"I opted for the upgrades."

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

Georges Braque.

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

Artists At The Auto Show

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

"It's redesigned to handle rolling over."

Le Corbusier

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"Are you sure its supposed to look like that?"

Decorators at Home

I wonder what Pantone chips the artist used.

"Law offices designed by lawyers. Of course."

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'