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Tiny Visions

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

No, I'm not going to aim at that mouse, either!

'We know it's good...we had an excellent ghost writer.'

Hermes, Process Server Of The Gods

Wow. You're amazing!

"It's going to snow! Is that it?"

'Cosmic!'

'Wow! The earache I've had for three weeks is gone!'

"It was a gift from god."

Today's presentation - God's Miracles.

His first book was huge, but publishing is such a what-have-you-done-for-me-lately business.

'A1 Hammocks Ltd.'

"Oh God, beards are so passe."

What are the odds? I'm listening to Ennio Morricone right now, too!

Whatever you do, don't ask him about his children… God's wallet.

"You must be joking, it’s my ex — what are the odds?"

'I was afraid of this -- the evolution protocols are just confusing them.'

'I see tragedy in your future...and let me say that I am an agent for a major TV network which wants an exclusive on the event...'

Gipsy Rose: Sorry Closed, Back in 6 Months, Won the Lottery Again.

Fortune telling

"And finally, we have about two billion Thank God it's Friday proclamations."

"I'm gonna level with you, Barry. You're kind of my guardian angel."

Guardian Angel and Ward Angel

Spirits in the bottles

"I see that you came here by mistake. You were really looking for miss Zoe, the striptease artist two tents down."

God Gives His First Press Conference

Lost Angel Wings

'Make it threescore and ten, or we'll end up with a big Social Security crisis.'

I read tea leaves. What a coincidence. I write them!

"Four 'Toon Teller"

"Oh, it helps me remember if I already created something."

"Okay Eve, how many times do we have to go over this whole apple thing?"

'We're out of ideas, too - why don't You just make them in your own image?'

God Shows His Love In Many Ways...