Divine Card Dealer Mugs

'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

'Okay - who leaked?'

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

'Once again, I fold.'

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"

'Does it come on Disc?'

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

"Blasphemy, yes, but it was funny."

The Bible, signed copy.

'I detect you scanning my cards!'

"Lights...Camera...No Action...The Flaw in 'Celebrity Solitaire'"

Give Way To Cyclists

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

There were times when Ralph wished god didn't move in such mysterious ways.

"This fundamentally changes everything we know about elephants!"

What really happens inside an automatic shuffler.

"I can't even deal."

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

'Tell this joker he better not be holding a queen, or Ill wipe that smile right off his face.'

'I downloaded them from heaven.'

"You're a lying, cheating, son-of-a-bitch. You'll do well down here."

Hit me.

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

'Careful. The house always wins.'

'What you did was not only 'wrong' - it was 'wrongedy-wrong-wrong!''

'Listen, I obeyed more or less 25% of your commandments. Don't you think that I deserve a promotion or at least a little raise for that?'

Today's lesson: the plague of darkness

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'