Divine Blogger Prints

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

Press Freedom

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"Stinkin' fake news!"

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

Snoopy with Laptop

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Whoa

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

Multi-Tasking

'She posted her first blog today.'

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

Ruddy bloggers!

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

Local News in Heaven

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"