Divine Birthday Planner Prints

"Do I have many meetings today?"

Babies.

"After the whole history of human evolution, you'd have thought a bigger birth canal would have developed!"

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

On the seventh day the ideation got a little heated.

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

Heavenly meetings.

"It's because her boss has forgotten her birthday."

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

"First, I storyboarded it."

"My mom set up this blind date, but then again, her favorite TV show is 'Beauty and the Beast'."

"But. . . You always wanted a cat! Okay, maybe I shouldn't have packed your present five months ago. . ."

Baby boom expected due to corona

'Darling, I told you not to call me at work.'

Man hanging out underpants on washing line.

'To make a long story short, your biological clock has jet lag.'

'What did you get me for my birthday?'

'Don't look now, but Cain and Abel messed up your 'Natural Selection' program.'

Dr. Mary G. Wells Obstetrician. Open Labor Days.

'Happy Birthday To You...'

'It's our first. Don't know where to begin. Haven't even picked out a domain name.'

"Forget the comet! We're going to make a killing on end-of-the-word merchandise!"

"Today our quest continues for someone who can come up with a solution for dealing with the partisan gridlock in Washington."

"It is the end of the world, but who would have thought it would be so noninvasive and convenient."

'We have to build an ark - It's part of His restructuring plan.'

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