Dividend Divas T-Shirts

"It wasn't until I discovered how much the upper one per cent were losing on dividends that I became a truly compassionate conservative."

I could have danced all night!

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Tossing computer into canyon.

The Modern Novel.

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Downloading Pregnancy

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

The last song before the party exploded.

Dancing at the Clubs.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Disco Bunny.

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

Dance.

Dance.

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

"Influence this."

You make me feel like dancing!

How would Madam like to pay?

"You've got night fever."

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

'I don't want to talk to any flunkies. Put me straight through to the computer.'

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

Disco Dancing

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

Gorgeous Groovers.