Dividend Divas Prints

"It wasn't until I discovered how much the upper one per cent were losing on dividends that I became a truly compassionate conservative."

I could have danced all night!

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Tossing computer into canyon.

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Downloading Pregnancy

The last song before the party exploded.

Dancing at the Clubs.

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

Dance.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Disco Bunny.

You make me feel like dancing!

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

"Influence this."

Dance.

"You've got night fever."

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

How would Madam like to pay?

'I don't want to talk to any flunkies. Put me straight through to the computer.'

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

Disco Dancing

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

"My smart watch says I’m really dumb."