Dividend Disruptor T-Shirts

"I left my boring dividends to fool around with capital appreciation."

"And to think all these years you've worried about some boy wonder taking over your job."

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

"Move, Gary."

'before you say 'all this will be yours', I don't want it.'

Gun Control Rally

What If?

'She wishes.'

"You majored in cyber hacking and institutional sabotage?. . . Hired!"

"What is the battle cry for homeschoolers?" Kids: "Go Home!"

"Worst TED talk ever"

"You must be the new guy!"

"I consider myself to be a counterproductive member of society."

'They tried to GAG her but they can NEVER stop her 'dance of neglect on the ward'!'

"Look! It came pre-defaced by the artist."

'How can you possibly feel threatened by someone half your age who makes twice your salary and doesn't wear socks?'

'I didn't know I was going to sneeze.'

A Uber world

Elon Musk

PC and The Web is the wrecking ball.

"I started up a startup to start up more startups."

This Amount of Computer Code

Master dog trainer.

A dictator makes a speech, about to be doused with water.

Occupy crunch

Cracked Down Upon by Government? There's an App for That.

Smash the System

Annoying computer user.

Isn't It Exciting?

An angry engineer getting out of a train that has had to stop because a woman has taken some railroad ties out to build a flower garden in the middle of the tracks.

TV Kill

do you like democrats of republicans? is that the only choice?

'Would you mind jumping in further down please?'

Mourners with loud phone and MP3 player. One says: 'At least he's at peace now.'