Diversity Dynamo Gifts

Not a Work Place, A Woke Place.

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

Romance

Cossack dancers

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

In - Out - Pending.

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"

Engineer on the move.

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

Crop duster wanted.

'Miss Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel that call to tech-support.'

'My motto is 'Lead, follow or get out of the way!''

Attack of the 50 foot administrative professional.

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

Produce Academy. The lemons were all sent to detention again today? Yeah, they're always tarty.

Stethoscope

In-Out-Far Out.

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

'I think maybe the spell checker wore out.'

Lady Gaga.

Sports Agency. In my work as a sports agent, I told this athlete she needs to improve if she wants to be well-known. Ironically, in diving you become famous by not making a splash! I got this marathon competitor a sponsorship so he can focus on training. He's going to take the money and run! This sprinter will earn a bonus if he sets a record. Oh, going after some fast money! And I made this guy agree to give me an extra slice of his pay if I negotiated a great contract for him which I di

'It's hard to believe that at home, she's a mommy.'

High Kick

the world's first music critic...

"Done saving the world for today."

Tube men dancing.

'She scares the hell out of me. She's creative, brainy and sexy.'

"I'm sorry, gentlemen, but I feel it would be best for my client and I to continue to exchange furtive, sidelong glances."

"Was that 'blah, blah, blah'? Or 'blah, blah, blah, blah'?"

'I'm just curious as to why you've only worked here a total of 15 minutes, and you've already put in for a 5-week vacation.'

"I can work for twelve straight hours without needing to be recharged."

"Them's dancin' words."

Dance Mania video game gets damaged from a heavy user who exceeded the weight limit.