Diversity And Inclusion Gifts

"We're a colourblind company here.. to us you are black and invisible."

"Human Resources wants to know if you still wish to identify with the gender on your birth certificate."

Racism

Human Resources versus Other

'This firm is committed to diversity -- I have yes-men, si-men, ja-men, oui-men, da-men, hai-men....'

"Let's demonstrate our corporate values of diversity and inclusion and listen to some of Brian's stupid ideas."

"What kind of diversity is this? We're all minorities here."

"He asked if we had someone on staff who knew sign language and when I said 'yes'....he fainted!"

"Can we at least acknowledge the fact of how GENERATIONALLY diverse our board is?"

"Ok, right turn, through the door, and prepare to talk about our points of difference."

'We're an equal opportunity employer, and Farley here is our 'token bear'.'

"Is there an ebony tower, too?"

"And what should I put as your main gender?"

"Your application is excellent, but I'm afraid you suffer from not being enough like everyone else."

"Our new employee Thomson's great-great-grandfather was Russian, his great-grandmother Greek,his great-grandfather German and his mother Spanish."

"And what exactly makes you think you'd be a good fit for our firm."

"The way she was treated beggars belief..."

"I can't put my finger on it but I just can't see him fitting in."

"People call me a show-off, a con man, a nutcase, a lazybone...if you set great store by diversity, I'm your man!"

Tough crowd

'This firm is committed to diversity -- I have yes-men, si-men, ja-men, oui-men, da-men, hai-men....'

'Nice sentiment but I don't want you hiring me just as your token Martian.'

'It's a certificate of recognition for my good record of hiring the handicapped.'

'Ideally we want you to find us someone with an excellent degree and at least 8 years experience litigation at a magic circle firm.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"This is Tarquin who joins us through a programme supporting over-represented groups."

"I guess a diverse workplace won't solve all our problems."

Zero Times Two is Still Zero

"We need him. He gives us a unique perspective."

A Native American works at an American Heritage site.

Businesswoman Empowerment

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

Inclusive speech

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.