Distraction-free Driver Mugs

Texting kills

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Turmoil change.

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

Bio Fuels.

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

"You want my undivided attention? I don't think it exists."

EPA Gas Mileage Tests

"No, I don't have one that runs on Ramen Noodles."

Recombinant DNA Research Lab: 'I bought a hybrid car.'

Easily fooled, Andy is once again picked off at first base.

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

'It's a hybrid.'

'We can exchange information, or, if you prefer, I can punch you in the face and forget the whole thing ever happened.'

Range Anxiety

"My car runs part of the time on an alternative energy source."

Freeway exits: Should, Woulda, Coulda.

"I coulda been killed had this not deployed. Thank god for my passenger's side handbag!

'This little baby runs on solar, electric power, hydrogen, bio-fuel...practically anything but gas!'

"It's been over two weeks, and I'm starting to get concerned. Normally, when the committee jumps down a rabbit hole, they're back in a few hours."

'I pulled you over because you were driving suspiciously.'

'I think he wants you to be quiet!'

'Jeez, Rex, leave it alone. How do you ever get anything done?'

Displacement activities for people who work from home...

"Of course I've got an electric car to help save the environment."

'I'm 45, drive a hybrid, have a wife and two kids, change my own oil, and have had a vasectomy. What wine am I supposed to like?'

This one gets 40 miles per gallon!