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Distracted Walker T-Shirts
Let them wear their charm and distraction proudly with a t-shirt that celebrates their creative wandering spirit—fun, comfortable, and uniquely personal.
"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."
How to correctly estimate cooking time
Writers' Compensation
"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."
"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"
The What's-The-Hurry? Institute
"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."
'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'
"Some walk, huh?"
"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."
"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"
"The notion that *CRUNCH* architectural *CRUNCH CRUNCH* forms can *CRUNCH* express anything may *CRUNCH* seem difficult *CRUNCH* to *CRUNCH CRUNCH* grasp at *CRUNCH* all,"
Walk and take Vitamin C Every Day
Sudoku. Oh, no!
"My wife has been walking five miles a day. I think she's somewhere in the middle of Pennsylvania now."
"I hate these walkabouts. Did you remember to get me some corn plasters?"
Old Geriatric Hitchhiker holding a sign saying 'Last Fling',
Have you seen me?
"Baldo, have you finished your homework?"
"Tonight's our night. Try not to think about the fed."
The beach? Yes, turn left a the second alp.
"He doesn't know I disable the cars twice a week, so he has to walk the 5 miles to work. That way he gets his steps in."
Bra falling from the sky.
I'll try searching 'Disabled Dining'.
The teacher was in favour of comic relief... but, not in class time!'
They're using our @#$% slipstream again.
"Look at this grade...I just don't get it! Where is this coming from?"
"A crow should always listen for oncoming vehicles and be prepared to move..."
Mobiles and books
Heaven's Pearly Gates - handicapped entrance around the side.
"Did the score change while I sent that text?"
Skier on Mobile Phone
'Harris is going off-roading.'
'For heaven's sake, Melanie -- not during prime time!'
Distracted Walker T-Shirts Collection
Distracted Walker Mugs
Explore our range of mugs designed for the distracted walker—adding humor and warmth to their mornings.
Distracted Walker Pillows
Discover pillows that bring comfort and humor to the wandering soul in your life.
Distracted Walker Prints
Browse our art prints that capture the playful essence of the distracted walker—ideal for inspiring their next adventure.