Distance Enthusiast Mugs

The Why-Can't-This-Event-Be-In-Miles-Like-Other-Sports-In-This-Country 10K

"Just be yourself."

The rocket powered skiier

A day at the transgenic races

Theatre Crowd

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Women in a cross country race

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Dairy Devil

Man helping a mini learner driver

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

100k Desert Crawl

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Runner going through hurdles.

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

I love my motor.

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

Skier flying past mountains

Speeding Forklift

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

Get ready ... Get set ...

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

Roadrunner. Offroadrunner.

Welcome to the wonderful world of abstract mime.