Distance Dreamer T-Shirts

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Home Sweet Home

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Zorro as a child.

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

"I can't believe Asimov hasn't been cancelled yet. Imagine thinking he can write about our experience!"

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

Angel Music