Distance Communicator Mugs

Team Meeting

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"Textin’"

"Did you get my tweet?"

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"We evolved from asteroids"

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

Spam in Hell.

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

The next wave

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

Aluminium Henge

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"Outta my way. I need to check my email!"

A mathematical question for you. Do we divide or multiply?