Disinfectant Addict Mugs

Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Flu vaccine.

"My best friend is my phone."

The Invention of the Wheel

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"I need a more interactive you."

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

"What we are looking for is some exciting advertising about our product."

'Very cool. What else can it do?'

Wearing Gloves on Public Transport

'I wish we could find a quick and easy way to remove blood stains...'

'It kills production when we have to stop the line every thirty minutes for an upgrade.'

Ward Cleaning.

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

"So despite the strong smell of petrol you still claim that your husband, cat and budgie all spontaneously combusted?"

"I'm not taking any chances!"

"I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry."

WILL PROGRAM FOR FOOD.

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

I advertised In What Cow Magazine.

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

"It's a remarkable find...evidence of human habitation that dates to ancient history!"

"Well, I think we've finally cured your obsession with the internet..."

"I'm giving up giving up!"

A drawing illustrating 'bare-below-elbow' policy.

"Once more into the bleach dear friends."

Robert Taylor.

"So what? Germs are also invisible!"

Tattoo Repo Men

Upon retirement Chantel pledges to use laundry detergents that meet environmental requirements...

Sanitizer

The dark side of hand santizer