Disinfectant Addict Mugs

Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Flu vaccine.

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

"My best friend is my phone."

The Invention of the Wheel

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"I need a more interactive you."

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

"What we are looking for is some exciting advertising about our product."

'I wish we could find a quick and easy way to remove blood stains...'

'Very cool. What else can it do?'

Wearing Gloves on Public Transport

'It kills production when we have to stop the line every thirty minutes for an upgrade.'

Ward Cleaning.

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

"I'm not taking any chances!"

"So despite the strong smell of petrol you still claim that your husband, cat and budgie all spontaneously combusted?"

"I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry."

WILL PROGRAM FOR FOOD.

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

"It's a remarkable find...evidence of human habitation that dates to ancient history!"

I advertised In What Cow Magazine.

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

"Well, I think we've finally cured your obsession with the internet..."

A drawing illustrating 'bare-below-elbow' policy.

"Once more into the bleach dear friends."

"I'm giving up giving up!"

Tattoo Repo Men

Upon retirement Chantel pledges to use laundry detergents that meet environmental requirements...

Robert Taylor.

"So what? Germs are also invisible!"

The dark side of hand santizer

Sanitizer