Disheveled Delight T-Shirts

'Good morning, Vicar - are you decent?'

Rock Climber

"Shake! Good Dog."

Kitchen Tetris

But does he dust anything at our home? Noooo

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

'You tell me how he does it.'

"Ladies, you know the rule about joyriding."

Devilled Eggs

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"

Ok, the first challenge is to throw out all the cheap crap in the swag bag we just gave you.

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

"Must you always be so anthropomorphic?"

"Now I'm going to offer a second opinion."

"Father Fondell. . . your confessional is ready."

'Tastes like it's been stored next to a blazing furnace for twenty years - Perfect!'

"Jimmy Choo, Mahnolo Blahnik- honestly can't taste the difference."

Devil cello

"I'll have Envy for starter, Greed for Main and Lust to follow."

children mistake fireplace ornament for someone stuck up the chimney

'Now, don't panic, but I'd like you to take off all your clothes so we can burn them.'

"The boss started me on the bottom. Not in the mail room, but in the office cafeteria washing dishes."

Pastor Has Hunting Trophy of Satan

'I hope you get an ice cream headache!'

Nobody keeps his personal life to himself anymore phobia. 'Seems like everone's coming out of the closet!'

'That's weird...these bones don't squeak.'

Martin was pleased with his new source of sustainable energy.

What to buy the Devil who has everything?

"The banana peels create dramatic tension."

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

Extreme sports Society - doorbell reads, 'Massive buzz'.